Peyia Cyprus

judging a book by the cover........

Lynn - 27/02/2009

In preparation for the many , many villa holiday guests who are coming to stay in villas and apartments in Peyia this summer, I'm trying to get fit....
Well, not trying exactly: trying to cheat to get fit and look younger so I can cope with the pace and the heat. So far I've:
- thought about going on a diet
- considered giving up wine (which I know would completely destroy the local economy so I haven't pursued this option)
- looked on the internet at the chance of buying a machine which will "trim my tum/s"
- had an electronic face lift........\

No, really! I did the last one today! The lady who came to "do" was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen: perfect in every sense/will never have cellulite/gorgeous skin/tiny bum (and only one of them!)/gorgeous smile - perfect and I wanted to HATE her - but she is SOOOOOOOOOO lovely, I actually like her very much and am looking forward to being in her company again...
Though I'll be in the darkened area of wherever we meet, so I look younger and thinner - and I'll not leave a room when she is leaving or people will go "ohmigod, look at the difference in size of bum"...and other things like that.......
She's the sort of lady women look at and want to strangle - but I promise you she is wonderful - and I"m going to encourage all of our guests staying in Peyia to have a pamper from her.......
All in the best possible taste, of course!
Happy holiday planning!