Peyia Cyprus

The Dress....

Lynn - 15/07/2010

As you'll have gathered, I'm not a slim woman. More of an alien mothership who is about to pod alien beings anyday now. A traditionally built woman with enough coverage to assist should war break out - but goodness me, I'm not a size 16 !

We've got a family wedding at our home in two weeks. I've trawled the net for "The Dress" and settled on two which were totally beautiful. First arrived and didn't fit over my top half so had to be sent back. Second has just arrived - and guess what, yes, you are abreast of the situation! I'm shocked and stunned - and in need of a good seamstress!

Tony always tells me I've a broad back and should be a shot putter. My dad describes me as a "fine lass". I see myself more as solid, in proportion - though they are very generous proportions BUT I know my size.

Am now deeply depressed. Need a person to undo then redo the seams for me - or a miracle diet which also takes away the years, in the next 14 days. Not much to ask? We get asked worse by some of our guests!

Wish me luck!!