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The world has gone mad!

Lynn - 21/03/2010

Its official: the world has gone completely mad. I've just been reading about a footballer who , twice a year, employs a man to come from overseas to see him and hit him with a hammer! Apparently it tests which bones are out of kilter.....

Knowing how many famous sportsmen behave, I think I speak for the vast majoriy of fans and females when I say we would happily volunteer for such a task - but would prefer to give a more regular pounding!

And a man has a bad dream and strangles his wife, killing her in bed. Well, many men kill their wives in bed and get a way with it - but when they are awake. If dreamstate is an alibi, god help Tony!!

Off to snooze by the pool in the sun, with my hammer and piece of rope to the ready!