Peyia Cyprus

Molly the Yogini

Lynn - 18/02/2010

I give up. I've practised for 7 months and still haven't perfected the easy art of "breathing". I'm not talking just breathing you understand, I'm talking the yoga "breathing" which, if you believe my nutty teacher Vanessa, takes all the pain away and works through the (very difficult) movements to make them easy.

Round things!

The movements are NOT easy, nor is the breathing. The relaxation bit at the end is a doddle, as is the giggling with the girls - but I see its getting more serious than that now.....

Am watching Molly Mou carefully: her downward facing dog is carried out to perfection, then she slips into a "vanyassa" or something which sounds like that, then wags her tail and skips off.

I think I'll stick to Vindaloos and sitting comfortably. Even the reptiles on my back wall have perfected one of the moves: Cobras to them, I say!!